18 January 2012

Goodwill Hunting

BEFORE-a lonely yellow chair in the wild

My bff called to see how I was spending my Sunday afternoon. Here is an abbreviated transcript of our telephone conversation.

bff: "What have you been doing?"
girl friday: "Just went to the Goodwill."
bff: "Girl, that sounds like my kind of day. Did you find anything special?"
girl friday: "I found a chair-yellow and cheap. I love it. I think it will go in my bedroom. Do you think this is how a hunter feels when he goes hunting and traps an animal?"
bff: "Some people rescue lost animals. You and I rescue lost furniture."
girl friday: "I suppose there are worst ways to spend our time."

AFTER-the chair has been "rescued"

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